tumblr has fallen
david karp is dead
yahoo is coming
your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.
it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:
“the ministry has fallen
scrimgeour is dead
they are coming.”
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they saw the chance
they took the chance
Best pun
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Fuck me this is the cutest fucking duck video I’ve ever fucking seen in my whole fucking life it’s a huge fucking deal
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i changed the settings on my moms phone so that when she types my name it changes to ‘my favorite child’ and when she types a swear, it changes it to something more family friendly
(via penguinize)

im a scientist and very important to know goat part
I know I’ve reblogged this before, but it still makes my head explode with cute.
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- School: We don't allow bullying if you bully we will fuck you up
- Student: I got bullied.
- School: The fuck do you want us to do about it?
that was the biggest fucking overreaction im laughing so hard
(via lostintherandomness)
I think everyone deserves a good laugh so that's what my tumblr is about.Other than funny things, I love food, swimming, and more food. So come on, let's have a whale of a good time:)





