epiicer:

If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife

(via 314eater)

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

mighty-thor-of-assgard:

danniauttumns:

ser-merlin-of-valyria:

tumblr has fallen

david karp is dead

yahoo is coming

your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.

it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:

“the ministry has fallen

scrimgeour is dead

they are coming.”

(via ikkinnorwoks)

uncured:

picturesque-scene:

they saw the chance
they took the chance


Best pun

uncured:

picturesque-scene:

they saw the chance

they took the chance

Best pun

(via autumnleaves-summertrees)

let-them-eat-vag:

Fuck me this is the cutest fucking duck video I’ve ever fucking seen in my whole fucking life it’s a huge fucking deal

let-them-eat-vag:

Fuck me this is the cutest fucking duck video I’ve ever fucking seen in my whole fucking life it’s a huge fucking deal

(via ikkinnorwoks)

(via to-ray)

vriksaserket:

vriksaserket:

i changed the settings on my moms phone so that when she types my name it changes to ‘my favorite child’ and when she types a swear, it changes it to something more family friendly

image

(via penguinize)

beastlyart:

princessnecrophilia:

im a scientist and very important to know goat part

I know I’ve reblogged this before, but it still makes my head explode with cute.

beastlyart:

princessnecrophilia:

im a scientist and very important to know goat part

I know I’ve reblogged this before, but it still makes my head explode with cute.

(via ikkinnorwoks)

troybakers:

hey u kids wanna buy some drugs

troybakers:

hey u kids wanna buy some drugs

(via white-friends)

  • School: We don't allow bullying if you bully we will fuck you up
  • Student: I got bullied.
  • School: The fuck do you want us to do about it?

fruitsgarden:

that was the biggest fucking overreaction im laughing so hard

(via lostintherandomness)

pizza:

pizza:

the yahoo staff are being scary

they apologized

pizza:

pizza:

the yahoo staff are being scary

they apologized

(via itsmaeghan)